film fatales #45 and #46: the ascent (larisa shepitko, 1977) and the spy who dumped me (susanna fogel, 2018)
music friday: 2012

the magnificent seven (john sturges, 1960)

A manly piece of entertainment based on Kurosawa's The Seven Samurai. A lot of the men at the factory where I worked in the 70s and early 80s could name all of the Seven, just as they could name all of the dirty Dozen. (For the record, the Dozen were played by John Cassavetes, Tom Busby, Jim Brown, Donald Sutherland, Ben Carruthers, Clint Walker, Charles Bronson, Colin Maitland, Stuart Cooper, Al Mancini, Trini Lopez, Telly Savalas.) The Dirty Dozen was much more of a guy movie than was The Magnificent Seven ... the female characters in The Magnificent Seven were just as insubstantial as those in The Dirty Dozen, but the men in the Western were more than just the embodiment of masculinity, which you can't really say for the Dozen. I know my wife was happy to watch The Magnificent Seven with me, and I doubt she's ever seen The Dirty Dozen, or even wanted to.

The Magnificent Seven is expansive. The cinematography is often pretty, the Seven are distinguished from each other in fairly interesting ways, the other characters are stereotypical but mostly fun to watch, and, of course, there's the music. If you're old enough to remember cigarette commercials on television, then you'll recognize the theme from The Magnificent Seven in an instant:

Elmer Bernstein's score earned the picture it's only Oscar nomination ... it lost to Exodus.

The casting was also interesting. I was going to say it comes from a less-enlightened time when ethnicity was cast in unusual ways, but then I remembered we still suffer from this problem in 2018. Yul Brynner, a Russian, played the leader of the Seven, a Cajun (I think this was supposed to explain his accent). Charles Bronson, of Lithuanian descent, played "Bernardo O'Reilly". ("Irish on one side, Mexican on the other... and me in the middle.") Bronson was the only actor to play both as one of the Dozen and one of the Seven. The German actor Horst Buchholz played "Chico". The Russian Vladimir Sokoloff played a wise old Mexican. And Eli Wallach was the head bandido.

The story, of a village needing the help of gunslingers to fight off bandits, is hard to screw up, and if The Magnificent Seven isn't as good as The Seven Samurai, at least it doesn't embarrass itself. And it has the immortal Whit Bissell!

Comments

Tomás

Under your old number system, what does this one get? Is it a 9 or a 10? (I'm guessing 9.)

Steven Rubio

Interesting. I still give ratings, I just don't attach them to the posts. I like hearing comments like this, because it tells me what I've written sounds like a 9 or 10. As for the rating I actually gave it, I couldn't resist ... I gave it a magnificent 7.

steve

Masculinity in TM7 is rather idealized. What we get in The Dirty Dozen is a pretty toxic version--all those guys are severely damaged in one way or another, and so are the "normals" (Lee Marvin, the generals). That's one reason it's a darker, more sharp-edged movie.

Steven Rubio

FWIW, I gave Dirty Dozen an 8. Based on my Magnificent Seven logic, I suppose I should have given it a 12 :-).

Plus, I'll use this occasion to raise my hand for another Aldrich war movie, Attack (9/10).

steve

Can't agree more on Attack! (exclamation point in release title, for good reason).

Steven Rubio

Late addition to the comments. Just discovered a piece by Sarah Kurchak, Dysfunction, Drama, and Diarrhea: The Making of 'The Magnificent Seven'".

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