the bathroom counter top
i'll take potpourri for $100, alex

happy birthday david

I actually know a lot of Davids, but only one gets a birthday greeting here: my brother. The thing about brothers is, they know all of your secrets. The thing about my brother David is, he didn't strangle me even though he knows all of my secrets. Happy birthday, David ... here's to another year of breathing easy!

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