President Fucking Dickhead "speaks":
"I wasn't happy when we found out there wasn't weapons."
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets."
"And what my worry is is that, you know, it looks like it's from Canada, and it might be from a third world."
"The National Journal named Senator Kennedy the most liberal senator of all."
"We've got battling green eye shades."
"I guess you'd say I'm a good steward of the land."
"This is different from saying, OK, let me incent you to go on the government."
"I own a timber company? That's news to me."
"I don't think the Patriot Act abridges your rights at all."
"I want them all voting for me."
"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States."
"But history will look back, and I'm fully prepared to accept any mistakes that history judges to my administration, because the president makes the decisions, the president has to take the responsibility."