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fbi urges police to watch for people carrying almanacs

I sure wish Jon Stewart wasn't on vacation right now:

FBI urges police to watch for people carrying almanacs

The FBI claims almanacs are markers of possible terrorist action because "The practice of researching potential targets is consistent with known methods of al-Qaida and other terrorist organizations that seek to maximize the likelihood of operational success through careful planning."

Students ought to be able to use this one. "Sorry, teacher, but I couldn't do my assignment ... my mom's an FBI agent and she said doing research was an early sign of terrorist tendencies."

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