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peer review

This site is currently being peer-reviewed. So I thought maybe I should kiss up to the reviewer in this space. Of course, I don't know who the reviewer is, or what kinds of things they would like, or what would impress them in anyway. So I get paranoid: what will they think? I re-read the most recent blogs to see how I come across:

complaint about "God Bless America"
excerpt from the lyrics to "Disco Lady"
brief mention of Milton Berle's dick
Training Day
endless drivel while watching the Oscars

It's official: I feel sorry for whoever has to review this site.