my review of elephant

pretty picture beethoven credits Elephant

pretty boy blond hair walk walk walk walk walk "hey how's it going" walk walk walk

principal

more teens walk walk walk walk walk walk "hey how's it going" walk walk walk

mean teens victimizing teens sullen teens beethoven walk walk walk walk walk "hey" walk

girls walk talk walk talk walk talk eat walk talk bathroom barf talk talk

beethoven

two boys video game subjective-camera shoot-em-up hitler ("who's that?") guns internet hey i'm gus van sant don't mind me i'm not trying to make a point there is no explanation it's just a coincidence that i showed videogame hitler guns (shower boys kiss) massacre there's no explanation it's a coincidence

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

hey it's an actual black teenager BLAM!

beethoven

credits

three on a scale of ten ... too sick to be boring, too boring to be sick